After-Life Productions

OK! In this conversation, I am the person with the weird letters because the letters don't work here on the forums, but they do on MSN. I'm the dude with 'Can you escape from bla bla' and Queeny is a female classmate. This whole conversation started with... Me saying 'Hi' and then I started with the uber randomness... Enjoy!


[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
1 Man...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
1 Chance...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
1 Desire...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Arnold Schwarznegger has turned into Adolf Hitler, why... Why... Has this happened?
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Now Adolf Hitler has evolved into Jackie Chan and is planning to take over the world...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh my god
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
What do we do now
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Why.. Is this happening?
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
All we can do is hope for the best...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
There is only 1 man...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
1 Chance...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
AND last but not least...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
1 Desire...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Barack Obama has turned into Bin Laden Osama...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh my God...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
He will take over the world and gas our nations
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
He will plunder our homes and rape our children...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh my God..
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
We cannot allow him to do this
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
What... Do we do now.
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
M'am, do you know the answer?
- Queeny x. says:
... no
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
DO YOU.. Know the answer to this randomness?
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Well then, you have won the lottery...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
We wish you the best and greatest time of life
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Even though the goverment will take half of it
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
And you will waste atleast 15% of it paying your bills
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
government*
- Queeny x. says:
YAY!! I WON!!!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Yes you did M'am...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
But just watch your back before Ilgar comes...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
NEVER, turn your back on him
- Queeny x. says:
hahaha wtf happened in Prague?
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Ilgar has now transformed into the dead martial arts artist....
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
BRUCE LEE!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
(Oi.. I didn't go to Prague...)
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Bruce Lee has come to take your money...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Your pride...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
AND
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Your stabinal, hurtful virginity of your back...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh my God...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
What.. Do we do now?
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
GET DOWN!
- Queeny x. says:
hahah
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Double the excitement
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Triple the action *Gun fires*
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Triple the excitement, GET DOWN AGAIN!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
*Heartbeats*
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
*Runs*
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
1 Man...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
2 Men...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
(Omfg how many people did I mention...)
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
*Grabs calculator*
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
5 Ilgar
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
1 Chance...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
1 DESIRE....
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
He must fight to survive
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
In the streets of Stedenwijk...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
To be exact, Drachtenstraat...
- Queeny x. says:
haha
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh my God...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
What do we---
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
MARROCANS!!!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
RUN!!!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
*Hides*
- Queeny x. says:
hahahah
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh My GOD
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
WE NEED BACK-UP
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
*Calls Anthony*
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Hey... Anthony...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
GET DOWN!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
*Gun Fires*
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
This summer special of Drachtenstraat in Stedenwijk, Holland now in th--- NOOOOOOOOO
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
*Everyone dies*
- Queeny x. says:
hahahah
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Voila
- Queeny x. says:
*applause* BRAVO!!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
That is my story
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Thank you very much
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
*Bows*
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
I think I will re-tell this story live in class tomorrow
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Was it fun?
- Queeny x. says:
haha ja
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Good

2nd Part after 10 minutes...

[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh my God...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
what... Do we do now...?
- Queeny x. says:
am i supposed to answer that?
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
I don't know...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Why.. Is this commotion going on...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
WHY has Arnold Schwarznegger become Hitler
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Do you know the answer?
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
The answer may not be no...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
It has to be descriptive and detailed
- Queeny x. says:
... okay i'll try
- Queeny x. says:
uhm.. because arnold schwarznegger sound German?
- Queeny x. says:
i don't know
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Wow
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
That answer...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Was...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
PHENOMENAL!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
M'am
- Queeny x. says:
YAY!!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
You've won a car, congratulations!
- Queeny x. says:
YEAH BABY!!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh My God
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Why, is this commotion going on?
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
M'am keeps winning...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
We lose money...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
WHY..
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Is this happening!
- Queeny x. says:
because i'm good 8-|
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
XD
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh my God
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
M'am has just proven that she 'is good'!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Why... is this commotion going on?
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
M'am has evolved into Queeny Jurel and now is planning to rule the world...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh my God...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
She starts with wiping the streets of Stedenwijk...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
She throws her golden shoes at poor immigrants
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh my god...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
What do we do now...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
(Are you bored?)
- Queeny x. says:
haha no
- Queeny x. says:
i have golden shoes! i'm happy
- Queeny x. says:
( and rich)
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
(Good =))
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
(xD)
- Queeny x. says:
haha
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
OH MY GOD
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
WHAT DO WE DO NOW...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
WE JUST SAW OUR NEWS REPORTER GERT JAN VAN DIJK REPORTING THE ILGAR LAUGH...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
LIVE!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
I...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
AM PETRIFIED
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh my God
- Queeny x. says:
hahahaha
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Kework Der Stepanian has just turned into Pikachu...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh my PIKA! Why is this commotion going on?!?
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Blargh
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Ok
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
you're cool
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
But does that explain why you're proud of being a stalker?
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
No M'am
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Your answer was wrong..
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Unfortunately...
- Queeny x. says:
because stalkers are cool
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
You will now turn into raichi
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
raichu*
- Queeny x. says:
i lost???!?!?!??!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
And raichu will evolve into Phoebe
- Queeny x. says:
from Friends?
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Yes M'am
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh My God
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Why... is this commotion happening...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
She lost...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
But from anger she evolved into the Mysterious... Holy... Funny... Creepy Stalking Freak... PHOEBE
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
OH MY GOD
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
WE MUST RUN FOR OUR LIVES BEFORE SHE TICKLE FIGHTS US AND KICKS OUR ASS
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
*Runs for cover*
- Queeny x. says:
hahahah YAY!! Phoebe power!!
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Gert Jan Van Dijk: I am here, live reporting in the streets of stedenwijk
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Gert Jan Van Dijk: Apperently, Queeny Jurel, the momentarily suspect, has evolved into a giant Phoebe and now, live, is destroying the surrounding area's
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Gert Jan Van Dijk: Oh my God... She just ate a Marrocan...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Gert Jan Van Dijk: This is bad...
- Queeny x. says:
hahaha
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Gert Jan Van Dijk: Umm we must run for cover before she releases the rage of the Marrocan she just ate and all the items it has stolen, back to you, Kework...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Kework: Good luck GJVD
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Kework: I hope you die safe
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
*In the background we hear Kework scream: "HOLY SHIT DID YOU JUST SERIOUSLY SEND THAT OUT TO HIM?!"*
- Queeny x. says:
hahaha
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Kework: Sorry about that, back here in the studio, hoping for Gert Jan to make it out of there while we hear Queeny Jurel laughing here...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Kework: Gert Jan, we wish you the best.
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Kework: Now enough about that jerk who has been screwing my wife, back to Obama----
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Oh my God...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
The news is always useless, the movie trailer voice says
- Queeny x. says:
hahaha
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Movie Trailer Voice: Oh my God, what do we do now...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
*dies*
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Ok
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
I think that's enough for today's randomness...
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Phew
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
That was some hard work
- Queeny x. says:
hahahha
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Anyway
- Queeny x. says:
BRAVO!!! BRAVOO!!!!!!!!!! *applause ans standing ovation*
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Movie Trailer Voice: I shall leave you alone now so you can youtube yourself till you drop in your chair and finally turn back to being yourself
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
Thank you, thank you
[»»..:~???g-?l??g~:..««] Can you escape from what you really are? ???s?a??s says:
*bows*



That was some hardcore crazy uber mega super duper ultra double triple quadriple randomness. Thanks for reading ^_^

Now I have to explain stuff...
Ilgar = A guy from our class who once took a knife with him to school to stab someone in the back from our class. That's why we called him 'backstabber'

Queeny Jurel = The person I was talking to. She lives in Holland<-- Country, Stedenwijk <-- Neighborhood, Drachtenstraat <-- Street

Anthony = Queeny's brother that's also in our class, he's a year behind.

Phoebe = Some weirdo from the series 'Friends', Queeny loves to watch those series and knows like... all the lines they say.

Oh and part of my class went to Prague, a school trip that took a week. But both of us didn't.

Kework = My real name =P

Gert Jan Van Dijk = A typical Dutch, farmers name XD I made it up some time ago for drama class

I got a migraine from reading that, I barely read it xD

Lol, you should try reading that fully XD